On Tuesday night, Matthew and I put the kids to bed and sat down at the kitchen table with dueling laptops so that we could get some work done. Yes, we were working after 8PM. I told you I was busy this week. In the midst of the furious typing on both of our parts my brother Lance came upstairs to chat with us. I don’t know how we got on the topic, but he told us about urbandictionary.com. He told us the definition of his name and it was all sorts of awesome.
Of course, I had to look up my own name. I have already Twittered/Facebooked the results, but I cannot stop laughing about it. Also, it’s either this or schooling you in deductible Farm expenses (Bull Semen. Who knew?)
Here is what came up when I typed in my name:
Angella: A word used for someone obsessed with killing. Also an alternate spelling of Angela.
(Obsessed with killing? REALLY? I couldn’t hurt a fly. OK, that’s a lie. I kill flies all the time (When I can actually hit the buggers.) I also kill ants. And spiders. Stink Bugs, however, make me scream like a, well, girl.)
You might want stay a safe distance away, cause she’s an Angella.
(HAAAAAA)
A more uncommon spelling of the name Angella. My name is Angella, not Angela. (ya idiot)
(Yeah. I think people are idiots on a daily basis.)
While I was looking up my name, Matthew looked up our last name.
A Dirty Dykstra is an alcoholic mixed cocktail consisting of sprite, grenadine, whiskey and Kahlua. This drink is a distasteful blend designed to “butch up” a Shirley temple.
(We have a drink named after us? How did I not know this? Also. It sounds tasty.)
Then Matthew looked up his name:
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
(Yes, he is sexy. But what kind of person gets all hot and bothered over somebody’s toothbrush?)
We then looked up the kids’ names. First, Graham:
A tall, skinny, permanently awkward boy.
Someone who explodes every time he is given a compliment, and is likely to fall over if ever given a hug.
(THIS IS MY CHILD)
Despite tendencies to fall over and say the wrong thing in any situation, he’s also lovely, and obviously one of the nicest people you will ever meet.
Graham’s awesome 
(True, dat.)
Next up, Nathan:
The end product of an accident.
Mom and Dad got too frisky one night, and now we’re stuck with Nathan.
(Poor Middle Child)
Last (But not least), Emily:
The most beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.
(Well, YES.)
Humor me. It’s my last day of work in the office, and I would love to hear what the definition of your name is. Check out urbandictionary.com and tell me what you find out.
Jennifer
1. She has the most beautiful eyes and hair. She smells that of a fall evening, and her voice will typically seranade you.
2. A really sexy, funny, smart girl that every guy wants.
3. Usually the hottest girl in the class. Laughs 24/7 and smiles no matter what’s going on.
Um, yea, all three. Totally me.
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Okay, sorry about taking over your comments, but I just did Wilson. It’s, um, worth mentioning.
Penis, but not necessarily an erect one. Willy is short for Wilson, and is more commonly used.
A small, messed up school, where people sodomize eachother on the bus with pencils and cell phones. They put the phones on vibrate, and then call them.
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Julienne
The name given to sweet, animal-loving, and independent females of (generally) European descent. Julienne’s try and do make the world a better place to live, but at times drive boyfriends crazy while doing it!
Haha
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Kandi
Bracelets made out of chunky beads or pony beads of many colors given as friendly gestures at parties and raves.
i got 5 pieces of kandi at the party last nite!
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My daughter, Maggie:
An amazing person. Beautiful inside and out. Her spirit draws you to her like a magnet. She can always make you smile and laugh, and is unpredictable. Boy-crazy, fun, one of the best friends you’ll ever have. Has beutiful hair.
Me- Kate:
Most girls named Kate are gorgeous, clever, friendly, lovely, generous, kind, have a good sense of humour, are quite spontaneous and make the perfect girlfriend.
[i'm not going to agrue with that one!]
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Funny!
Gorgeous, amazing, perfect everything. The girl who has always been my best friend, the girl who I should’ve been chasing this whole time. I love her.
Cool hardcore kid who is awsome at rockband and loves my chemical romance. Really funny kid who laughs alot. Loves her friends and hates everyone else. =]
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1. an AMAZING girl who is SAXY – “that girl is a teri, i cant get her outta my head.”
2. Comes from the French Word ” Renard” or as the english say, “Fox” – “look at that that Boy Hump like a Teri” hahahahaha
This definition of my husband fits him to a T (also, I never expected so many male definitions of his name):
Robin: a shy person when you first meet them but then opens up to be a real character. they are usually fun to talk to. – “wow, steve is such a robin.”
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I’m laughing so hard at this.
Heather:
1. outgoing,happy,loud,fun,down to earth But: can be bitchy,rude,ignorant, and sometimes has the urge to please themselves with household items because they are sexually active.
“Don’t be such a Heather” (bad heather)
“Heather is such a peaceful name” (Positive)
2. Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.
My parents are going to love the new heather I am bringing home.
That girl is a heather!
Um I’m going to have to go with the second one I think
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I am NOT telling you what it said. If you want to know, you’ll have to look that one up yourself. And I deny everything it says:)
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What fun!
Well, since Karmyn wasn’t in their repertoire (surprise, surprise). This is the closest I could get. I’ll take it!
Karmy
a “karmy” is an individual who exceeds at the art of the “triple-threat”, and thusly is slated to be rich and famous at a young and docile age. Mostly referred to in ancient Greek Prophecy as “the karminus sutriarius” now used today as “the Karmy”
that girl is so karmy; i hate her cuz i’ll never be her and end up a fat lonely woman.
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Oh brother…
Elizabeth: The most amazing, beautiful, awesome, spectacular, gorgeous, cute, incredible, breathtakeing, wonderful, pretty, adorable, and most importantly cutifulazing girl ever.
What the heck is “cutifulazing” Oh wait, I’ll look it up….
Def – Cute, Beautiful, & Amazing
1 – Baby you’re so cutifulazing!
2 – Dude my girl is so cutifulazing!
Hmmm… interesting. hope I don’t let it go to my head.
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Here’s mine!!
Anyone who spells their name Cindi with an I, not a Y, is definitely a stripper/hooker bent on world domination. And learn to know that if she dots her i’s with little hearts, you can get some pretty easy but the world might end…
Guy: Hey whats your name?
Cindy: Hi, Im Cindy with a Y.
Guy: Pfft get outa my car.
*next corner on third street*
Guy: Hey, whats your name cutie?
Cindi: Hey baby, its Cindi with an I.
Guy: Hellz yeah!!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!! LETS GET IT ONNNNN!!! AHHHHHH!!!
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This one I knew: The Japanese word for a god or deity as well as paper. If used in the context of god, “Kami” refers to any god, while “Kami-sama” refers to “the” god.
Kami no Kami (The paper god / the godly paper)
But this one, who knew I was a rock star!
A recently deceased drummer of Malice Mizer. Known for his long hair, feminine face, and purfume collection. He died June 21, 1999 from a Cerebral blockage. Was never really replaced in the band, and if he was, the new drummer was never recognized as a true member.
“Kami was the best drummer Malice Mizer ever had.”
So what if I’m dead?
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I love urban dictionary! It’s hilarious!
Mine:
1. Somebody that is amazingly beautiful, funny, kind, and outstanding.
2. A word used to describe anybody who does something very, very, idiotic.
3. An extremely hot self-centered girl with brown curly hair. She is said to hold her own and become extremely popular with the people around her. When people try to hate on her they just get more jealous.
LOL.
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Samantha
1. Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.
2. A sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. Samanthas are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous blonde. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend. (unless you know a samantha who is a man)
(I’m a brunette, but thanks.)
If you date or dated these gorgeous Samantha’s you have all you’ll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it.
Samantha’s are the best in bed even if they appear they aren’t. Get to know your Samantha because studies show many grow up to be nude models just out of the blue.
(Ahem. No)
3. An feminate name created in the Antebellum South that was popular among African slaves. Samantha is a combination of the Arabic/African name Samad and the Greek suffix â??antha which put together means Eternal Flower.
(I did not know that.)
4. A girl who is not a skank, but is very attractive and lovable, She has an adorable face too.
(Oh boy. Um. Thanks?)
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I sort of have the same issues with people when it comes to my name as you do with yours (you are an Angella, not an Angela). The definition of my name perfectly describes my feelings from all of Elementary school when the teachers just couldn’t get it right.
Christine … from the word Christian, also from the Greek word Christos.
my name is Christine, with an ‘E’, not Christina with an ‘A’! Why do people always call me the one with an ‘A’.
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Tamara
1. A perfect Goddess of unmatchable beauty.
2. A name meaning palm tree in hebrew. Also a very well rounded person.
3. Annoyingly persistent about trivial things; frivolous
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oh man. I laughed so hard.
Hillary:
1. Describes a bull form of lesbian. The manly one of the couple.
2. to “pull a hillary”:
v. To keep trying to win a game that has already been lost, at the expense of everyone else involved.
3. a beautiful grl that is very attractive to all boys, grls hate on her. she has the best outfits and she loves to flirt..hates havin a boyfriend because she cant keep up with them..shes a type of grl that loves PURPLE..cant help but 2 luv herslef no matter wat mistakes she make..she has a bestfriend that she always with threw her ups and downs…thats wat u call a HILLARY..DUHH
obviously the last one is my favourite .. DUHH
and my last name:
#1 To leak out on plans that you have made with somebody
#2 Show up for work completely intoxicated
#3 Sleep in your car during work
#4 Tell your friends to meet you somewhere, call and make sure that your on the right road to get there, then turn your phone off and not show up at all.
and Shawn:
A very sexy, strong, independent man who is also very sensitive. Shawns are usually brunette and very appealing!
(I have to say that I totally agree with this)
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Silly…and fun. Mine was: “Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or…” The rest can’t be repeated on a family-oriented blog like Dutch Blitz, but I had a good chuckle.
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The first result for Jill was pretty surprising… so much so that I don’t even want to write it here out of concern for what kind of search results those words might bring to your lovely, little site here!
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ok, I so totally love mine, and going to get it tattooed on my back for all to see, and will wear backless shirts from now on.
Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She’s funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn’t let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don’t listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
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Mine says “another term for foxy or sexy.”
I’m LOVING this urban dictionary thing… ; )
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Wow, I’m glad I looked that up because it kind of makes my day. Nicole: awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.
Also, strangely:
1. An individual who is described as funny, enduring, and charming.
2. A female who enjoys eating grapes and partaking in the ritual of laughter at the same time.
Nicole chocked on a grape. This amused the group
Hmm. Angella, I just started reading your blog and I love it. My husband is from Kelowna, and it is so beautiful out there. Much better than hideous Calgary, where I am. Also, sisters under the skin – I had that exact same hairdo in 1989! Except mine was spiral permed that way. But same bangs, and same glasses. AWESOME!
Nicole’s last blog post..Those damn hippies
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How fun was this! Especially because “Andrea” didn’t mean something horrendous
The dictionary said:
Andrea comes from the Latin meaning “Womanly” or “Beautiful Lady.” She is steadfast and confident, honest and reliable. A tower of strength for those she cares for and a rock to the family.
Well then….
I don’t know if Daniel will be able to HANDLE me when he gets home
Happy last day of work!!
-Andrea
Andrea’s last blog post..A Cup of Cold Water.
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Oh, wow. This cracked me right up. Here are the more notable definitions for my name!
Laura:
-Sex on legs
-Tiger in the bedroom
-Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet
-meaning ‘from the laurel flower’
-a young woman, typically associated with romantic themes.
Laura’s last blog post..Friday Love List
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Kristin: “One of the coolest people you will ever meet. She is always there when you need her. She likes to kiss her guy friends. She got that cashflow. Drives a silver mustang, and dont take shit from no one.”
“She likes to kiss her guy friends.” Huh, don’t I just sound a little slutty. But hey I “dont take shit from no one.” so…
Kristin’s last blog post..Birthday Wishes
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There were lots to choose from…but this one made me laugh!
Alison:
the excuse you use to get out of a party or social occasion that you dont want to go too. spread around a group of friends so their stories match up.
“who’s party are you going to?”
“alison’s”
Alison’s last blog post..Summer Lovin’
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DYING OVER HERE
A beautiful woman, often sought after by men and women alike, and object of attraction no matter the occasions.
Also used to define an attractive lady.
A: Damn, did you see that girl?
B: Yeah, I know! She’s a Rhiannon!
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This one made me laugh…
A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.
I’d like to think myself loveable, but can’t answer for the rest.
And I won’t even post what my husband’s name means…Robert. Look at the 3rd def’n! He actually goes by Rob and they don’t even really say what that means.
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Megan
1. A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutley gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!
2. More extreme version of meatatarian (alternate spelling: meagan). A vegetarian doesn’t eat meat; a vegan eats only fruits and vegetables. On the opposite side of the spectrum, a meatarian wants meat in every meal; a meagan not only wants meat in every meal, but avoids the veggies altogether.
3. The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can’t see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely intelligent. She will be there for you no matter what, and gives you more than you deserve. She makes you realize all the good in life. She is your Sunshine.
-I hope I’m a good friend. And I do love my meat….
Meg’s last blog post..Fractured
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“Nenette” wasn’t defined yet, so I tried my nickname “Nen”:
plural of nan, grandmother.
“where did our nen go?”
“look at all those nen!”
“bring the nen over for dinner”
A tad boring so I tried my other nickname “Candy” (which I now refer to as my stripper name) and came up with a bajillion definitions! My favourite is:
A hot girl, but who doesn’t appreciate compliments.
Sonia is so candy! WTF….
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Wow I’ve had one of those days and this just made mine:
Renee = A girl with a great ass.
Maybe all those hours at the gym have paid off!
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Well well…
The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever. With the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should get to meet her at least once.
Everyone loves Christina.
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There is no listing for witchypoo.
Guess I’m one of a kind.
OMG! Is that a witchypoo? Quick. Hide the kids!
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Tiera –
1. Amazing, Energetic, and full of life. She knows how to have fun and is always the life of the party.
2. a crazy, loose crack addicted hawiaan who enjoys lap dances and a nice c*!k job.
So ummm I’m going to go with #1.
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Oh, how fun! I’m game, here’s mine:
Teresa-
A bodacious beauty with full lips, luscious locks and dark mysterious eyes. Most Teresas are sensitive, caring listeners, but they also have their mischievous, fun-loving sides. A great girl that any one would be lucky to have as a friend or special someone.
That pretty much just made my day!
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Thanks for the laughs!! This was hilarious. Here’s mine.
The definition of sexy, hott, gorgeous, the list goes on. Is one of the best and most amazing people you will ever meet and know. Can get down on the dance floor, or just about anywhere else. And is far from a nerd or loser.
Damn, I wish I was a kelley.
Roger’s was nasty. Funny, but nasty. LOL
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Michele
1.A girl who does not try yet always gets attention.
2.Musical girl with a modern siren like vibe.
3.A girl always causing men to “crash” due to her beauty.
4.Highly attractive female who could care less
-That girl is such a Michele!
-Man I wish my girlfriend could be like a Michele!!
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Mine is awesome and mostly spot on. Because I drive a Sentra.
One of the coolest people you will ever meet. She is always there when you need her. She likes to kiss her guy friends. She got that cashflow. Drives a silver mustang, and dont take shit from no one.
“She be fly”,
Nah, she be kristin
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um, soooooo not me at all.
every entry describes me being sexy and whorish.
(michelle)…. about the only thing that sounded right was mentioning music. i did play clarinet (dork) in high school.
hilarious. i’ll play w/ all our names.
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I did my whole family on my blog. It was fun BUT A TOTAL TIME-WASTING BLACK HOLE!
It should hopefully show up as my last post with CommentLuv…
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Yup! It did!
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