Scene: Last night after dinner

Emily: “Why are you wearing that ring, Daddy?”

Matthew: “I’m wearing this ring because I am married to Mommy.”

Emily: “Why did you marry Mommy? Did you marry her because she is so hot?”

Matthew: (Smirking) “Well, yes. I did marry her because she is so hot.”

Emily: “Yeah, she’s pretty hot. Why did Mommy marry you? Is it because you’re hot?”

Matthew: “That’s what she tells me.”

Emily: “You’re hot, Daddy.”

Matthew: “Thanks, sweetie. How about you? Are you hot too?”

Emily: “Feel my forehead.” (He feels her forehead) “Am I hot, Daddy?”

Matthew: “You’re pretty warm.”

Emily: “Yeah, I’m warm. And a little bit hot. Who’s going to marry me?”


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  1. Steph May 23, 2009 9:30 am edit

    This is ADORABLE!!! :)

  2. Julia May 23, 2009 9:32 am edit

    I love it! She is SO cute!

  3. orlund May 23, 2009 9:37 am edit

    That is too cute. I have already told my daughter she is not allowed to date until she is 30 yr. old. Since she can’t talk my wife told me on her behalf that I was married when I was 25. Hmmm…. this is going to be hard.

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  4. Domestic Extraordinaire May 23, 2009 10:27 am edit

    Love it!!

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  5. Jeremy May 23, 2009 10:28 am edit

    HA! Priceless.

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  6. Kami's Khlopchyk May 23, 2009 12:26 pm edit


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  7. Marcie May 23, 2009 1:11 pm edit

    LOL Aww.

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  8. Sherry May 23, 2009 1:41 pm edit

    That is HILARIOUS!

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  9. Ashley May 23, 2009 2:12 pm edit

    A very smart man will marry you Emily, and he’ll tell you your hot every day.

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  10. Jen May 23, 2009 2:22 pm edit

    That is really really cute. Really cute.

  11. Kristin May 23, 2009 5:12 pm edit


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  12. Jen May 23, 2009 5:58 pm edit

    Oh my. I LOVE it!!

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  13. monstergirlee May 23, 2009 8:42 pm edit

    Seriously awesome! Love that girl.

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  14. Elizabeth May 23, 2009 10:39 pm edit

    Totally totally adorable!

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  15. Joanna May 24, 2009 6:16 am edit

    That is the cutest! I love “And a little bit hot.”

  16. ali May 24, 2009 9:41 am edit

    I love her!

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  17. Haley-O May 24, 2009 2:47 pm edit

    Awwwwwww! That is SO adorable and hilarious. She’s beautiful!

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  18. Hannah May 24, 2009 3:02 pm edit

    CUTE!!! You have to scrapbook this … one day! ;-)

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  19. moosh in indy. May 24, 2009 7:34 pm edit

    Can you hear that?
    It’s little boys all over the world lining up after hearing that.

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  20. Michele May 24, 2009 10:22 pm edit

    This is awesome!!! I absolutely love it!

  21. Heather May 25, 2009 6:36 am edit

    Oh my goodness, I think that’s the best I have ever heard!

  22. Rhi May 25, 2009 7:31 am edit

    I just really like that girl.

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  23. hillary May 25, 2009 10:31 am edit
  24. Sizzle May 25, 2009 9:20 pm edit

    That is all kinds of adorable.

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