Scene: Last night after dinner
Emily: “Why are you wearing that ring, Daddy?”
Matthew: “I’m wearing this ring because I am married to Mommy.”
Emily: “Why did you marry Mommy? Did you marry her because she is so hot?”
Matthew: (Smirking) “Well, yes. I did marry her because she is so hot.”
Emily: “Yeah, she’s pretty hot. Why did Mommy marry you? Is it because you’re hot?”
Matthew: “That’s what she tells me.”
Emily: “You’re hot, Daddy.”
Matthew: “Thanks, sweetie. How about you? Are you hot too?”
Emily: “Feel my forehead.” (He feels her forehead) “Am I hot, Daddy?”
Matthew: “You’re pretty warm.”
Emily: “Yeah, I’m warm. And a little bit hot. Who’s going to marry me?”




Comments:
This is ADORABLE!!!
I love it! She is SO cute!
That is too cute. I have already told my daughter she is not allowed to date until she is 30 yr. old. Since she can’t talk my wife told me on her behalf that I was married when I was 25. Hmmm…. this is going to be hard.
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Love it!!
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HA! Priceless.
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Adorable!
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LOL Aww.
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That is HILARIOUS!
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A very smart man will marry you Emily, and he’ll tell you your hot every day.
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That is really really cute. Really cute.
Hilarious!!
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Oh my. I LOVE it!!
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Seriously awesome! Love that girl.
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Totally totally adorable!
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That is the cutest! I love “And a little bit hot.”
precious.
I love her!
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Awwwwwww! That is SO adorable and hilarious. She’s beautiful!
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CUTE!!! You have to scrapbook this … one day!
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Can you hear that?
It’s little boys all over the world lining up after hearing that.
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This is awesome!!! I absolutely love it!
Oh my goodness, I think that’s the best I have ever heard!
I just really like that girl.
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So cute!
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That is all kinds of adorable.
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