We are in Vancouver, hanging out with Matthew’s family and getting the kids all settled in. Thursday will be spent hanging out with family and doing some shopping in the Big City (Chapters! IKEA!) We leave for Mexico Friday morning. Squee!!
Yes, I KNOW. You are not supposed to tell the Internet that you are going on holidays. If you do, some crazy locals will toilet paper your house or leave you a flaming bag of poo.
While that would be interesting (I have no doubt), this is not a concern of mine as our house is not sitting empty. If you recall, my brother Lance lives with us. He of the six-foot-two and the two-hundred-pounds. And of the gun-toting.
It may only be a paintball gun, but I would love to hear you explain the welt marks and blue paint.
Before you get to Lance, you will first have to drive up the driveway. Our neighbour always seems to be home and staring out his window. And waving.
Normally? I find it a little odd. In this situation? I find it comforting.
Once up the driveway you will need to get by our attack chickens.
If they don’t peck you to death, they may just burst your ear drums with a wicked guitar riff.
(Is it me, or do our chickens look like rock stars?)
If you get past the chickens, you will encounter Kitty.
She looks harmless, but she weighs a TON. She might just squish you like a bug.
Oh, yeah. There is also that little thing called a house alarm. So there.
I will be completely removed from the Internet for eight days. I thought about post-dating some posts, but I decided I would likely sound lame and that would be no good.
Instead? I have lined up a stellar cast of guest-posters. Eight days, eight different people. I am besides myself with giddiness that they all came on board. I love each of them for entirely different reasons. I believe that you will love them too (if you don’t love them already).
It will drive me a teeny bit crazy that I will not know what they have written until I return to Canada. I am sure I will be completely tormented. You know, between the snorkeling and the eating and the naps on the beach.
Please continue to be the sweet readers that you are and show them the love. It will not be hard for you to do because they are ROCK STARS. Well, not literally, but one of them is living with one. Also? They look nothing like my rock star chickens. Maybe rock star was a poor choice of terms. How about “AMAZING”?
Speaking of love, feel free to wish me safe travels. I am looking forward to going, but would love to make it back safely to my kidlets even more.
Adios!
Have a GREAT time!
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Oh have fun!!!! I would love (and hate at the same time) to be away from the Internet for 8 days – especially if it meant being on a beach with a hot dude (meaning my HUSBAND!)
Have a great time, and don’t miss your kids too much!!!! I called my four-year-old every day on my honeymoon becuas I missed her so much.
I know. Sad. Hot weather, hot beaches, hot man … and I missed my baby.
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Have fun! (as if it’s even possible you won’t!!)
I’ll MISS YOU!!
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Have a great holiday!!
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Have a fantastic time!
Oh and your chickens?
Totally look like rock stars:-)
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YOU HAVE ATTACK CHICKENS? Words cannot express my glee.
Have a great vacation!
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Get away with your bad self
Safe journey!
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I’m pretending like I’m excited and happy for you instead of seething with envy.
Attack chickens? you funny girl.
Missing you already.
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So that’s how you do security up there in Canada huh?
I can’t wait to hear about your trip. I hope you have a marvelous, relaxing, beautiful, wonderful time!
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You’re going to have so much fun! I can’t wait to hear all about it. Safe travels to you.
(P.S. I really want to have chickens some day.)
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Have a FUN RELAXING time!
I hope I have a baby by the time you get back!
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Have a fabulous trip!
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Have a wonderful trip!
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Have fun!
Our May vacation is getting postponed, so my jealousy has multiplied!
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I am completely jealous, but I still hope you have a fabulous time.
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Happy travels and I look forward to reading your guest posts.
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Safe travels, and I hope you have a gloriously, wonderful, relaxing time! Hooray for vacation!
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Wishing you a safe and amazing trip! Hope you enjoy the time you have together, just the two of you! We’ll miss you! (By the way, that is another stunning picture of Miss E!)
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oooh! I’m excited for your trip AND your guest posters! Can’t wait to see who you have lined up!
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have a great time in such a fun place. as they say…don’t drink the water!
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ENJOY YOUR TRIP!! I hope you guys have a wonderful time and make wonderful memories:)
Bring me back a tan!
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Safe travels, friend. Can’t wait to see all the glorious sunshine-filled pictures!
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Well… I’m already used to read your posts every day, so I will miss you… but I’ll come by to read your guests.
Enjoy your trip and have fun.
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Oh, I’m so excited for (and of course jealous of) you! Have a ton of fun and don’t knock over your gun-toting brother (lol) on your way in the door and to the computer upon your return! He’ll be working hard all week fending off the crazies!
Relax & Rejuvinate my friend. And cool – guest bloggers. VERY cool!
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Enjoy! Eat for me! Soak up the sun! We’ll miss you!
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I LOVE your security measures. The chickens? They rock. No doubt.
You will have a BLAST! I’m so excited for you guys!
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Have fun, I will be thinking of you.
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Happy and safe travels.
Soak up the sunshine so you will be warm when you return home to the snow!
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Have a fantastic time!!
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Have a great trip!
I wish I could go somewhere warm & sunny right now!
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have the best time!
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Have a fabulous time! Can’t wait to see the photos.
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Have a daiquiri for me!
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Have a great trip!
Those are some rockin’ chickins. And I love your guard kitty!
I am a dork, and I check my email on vacations. This summer, our beach house has high speed internet, which I’m very excited about. Come July, I will likely be blogging and uploading photos from the beach!
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Have fun! Can’t wait to hear the tales and see the pictures!
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Have a WONDERFUL, relaxing, warm and sunny time! Love on your hubby sans kids, drink something froofroo, and don’t think about us
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Well, hot damn, you just ruined all my weekend plans! I was going to make the trip up from the Island to leave you a flaming bag o’ poo and now I just don’t think I can make it past those chickens. ; )
Have an AWESOME trip, can’t wait to hear about it!
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Have a great time! You want me to drive up and down your driveway in my van and confuse your neighbor? I will probably be driving by a couple times next week:)
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YAY!!! MEXICO!!! Have fun! Take lots of pictures!! Enjoy the sunshine!
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Happy Mexican Travels!!! Adios Amiga!
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Have a margarita for you will ya?
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We just got back yesterday and it was a divine vacation. I wish the same for you, my friend.
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Oh, have a wonderful vacation full of sun and warmth and love!!!!!
And try not to miss us too much!
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Have fun!! Can’t wait to see the pictures when you get back!
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Have fun, my friend. And enjoy a margarita or seven. xo
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